June 25, 2009
(via grindlebone) So here’s a thing in the ocean that will eat you on purpose.  I’m fine with that.  What’s so messed up about the ocean is the things that could eat you by accident, they’re so big. Whale shark? Totally just like you accidentally inhaling a fly: You: OMG! Whale shark: ppfft! Pbbfrbbt! Pth-pth. Shit! I think I swallowed a human!

(via grindlebone)

So here’s a thing in the ocean that will eat you on purpose.  I’m fine with that.  What’s so messed up about the ocean is the things that could eat you by accident, they’re so big. Whale shark? Totally just like you accidentally inhaling a fly:

You: OMG!
Whale shark: ppfft! Pbbfrbbt! Pth-pth. Shit! I think I swallowed a human!

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  1. steampoweredmedia reblogged this from grindlebone and added:
    OMG! Whale shark: ppfft! Pbbfrbbt! Pth-pth. Shit! I think I swallowed a human!
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