Drink Snobbery 101: No Long Island Iced Teas

6h057:

steampoweredmedia:

For some reason, this little douchebag snark from johncarney has been galling me all morning.  “No amount of pretty”? What the fuck is up with that?

He’s calling the drink pretty but terrible, not Kris. But thanks for the 243 words about a joke you didn’t get.

A Long Island iced tea isn’t a pretty drink. It looks like iced tea.  Maybe that’s exotic outside The South, but I live in Florida and iced tea is nearly common as water.  So even if johncarney hadn’t written with all the clarity of a high-school freshman, he’d still be wrong.

Still, thanks for the word count.

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   Waitwaitwait…Carney. Stop. There are unacceptable drugs?! Am I on them? I feel unacceptable.

5. johncarney reblogged this from antikris and added:

   Oh. Fine. Next time I see you, I’ll buy...Long Island Iced Tea. I still disaprove but I...

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   Tastes sweet, get’s...fucked up. It’s pretty.

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   A Long Island iced tea isn’t a pretty drink. It looks like iced tea. Maybe that’s exotic outside The South, but I live...

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    What the fuck is this dude’s problem? It’s like Daniel Tosh talking about star wars geeks, “yeah thanks, explain to me...

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25. antikris reblogged this from johncarney and added:

    yeah, whatever dickbag. Call my pallet uncool if you must, but these drinks were delicious and refreshing, and...

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28. baxterp2 reblogged this from antikris and added:

    Much like Long Island itself — seems like...good idea at the time… the regret comes later.

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